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Im kiana and I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge. You can find my origonal doge fanfiction under my tagged/doge Feel free to message me and tell me how your day was.
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I won’t be blogging here anymore due to my laptop being stupid so I’ll be blogging from Mermaid-Saliva so you know, hmu I guess and I’ll follow you if you’re cool

weavemunchers:

my personality is 30% the last movie I watched

(via bloomingbreeze)

vvaddles:

when you randomly get a ton of followers out of no where
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(via bloomingbreeze)

literallysame:

euroarab:

littlewanye:

News Reporter Fired For Saying He Would F**k Missing Woman If They Ever Found Her

HE IS 100% DEAD ASS SERIOUS HE IS NOT PLAYIN NO GAMES AT ALL

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(via circumcising)

circletines:

What if in 10 years stand up comedy is just some guy on stage with a laptop and a projector typing text posts and instead of laughing the audience just half smiles and blows air out of their nose really hard

(Source: stephenhawqueen, via bloomingbreeze)

parisjemm:

I just want a cute girlfriend who will sit on my lap at parties and on my face in the bedroom.

(via kawaikunaii)

gore-pop:

do you ever just make yourself a little nest underneath your blanket and snuggle up into it and everything is beautiful and cosy then five minutes later it feels like hell’s sauna and you emerge gasping for air with heatstroke

(via lunaacy)

edgebug:

natti-karlo:

recovery-in-pink:

fitnesstreats:

Stand Like This for 2 Minutes Per Day
from http://jamesclear.com/body-language-how-to-be-confident

No, for real, though—this is a thing.  Not sure about the science behind it, but it makes me feel fancy and powerful regardless.  I highly recommend it.

There actually is legit science behind this. In fact, here’s an entire TED Talk about the science behind it, and the confidence-related chemicals that your brain produces JUST BY YOU STANDING LIKE THIS.

(via iknewiwouldregretthis)

socialjusticeteruteru:

i do not like them sam i am

i do not like

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(Source: sachithethief, via nugget-lover)

kevictini:

johnlocklives:

notnoisetoy:

Why is life so hard?

i laughed so hard that I had woken my mum. she said i am crazy

but the third gif omg i almost died!!!

the guy in the second gif still tries to get popcorn after his drink fell omg

(via lunaacy)

wubangs:

if she doesn’t text you when shes drunk then you aint da one

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