I won’t be blogging here anymore due to my laptop being stupid so I’ll be blogging from Mermaid-Saliva so you know, hmu I guess and I’ll follow you if you’re cool
News Reporter Fired For Saying He Would F**k Missing Woman If They Ever Found Her
HE IS 100% DEAD ASS SERIOUS HE IS NOT PLAYIN NO GAMES AT ALL
What if in 10 years stand up comedy is just some guy on stage with a laptop and a projector typing text posts and instead of laughing the audience just half smiles and blows air out of their nose really hard
I just want a cute girlfriend who will sit on my lap at parties and on my face in the bedroom.
do you ever just make yourself a little nest underneath your blanket and snuggle up into it and everything is beautiful and cosy then five minutes later it feels like hell’s sauna and you emerge gasping for air with heatstroke
Stand Like This for 2 Minutes Per Day
No, for real, though—this is a thing. Not sure about the science behind it, but it makes me feel fancy and powerful regardless. I highly recommend it.
There actually is legit science behind this. In fact, here’s an entire TED Talk about the science behind it, and the confidence-related chemicals that your brain produces JUST BY YOU STANDING LIKE THIS.
i do not like them sam i am
i do not like
Why is life so hard?
i laughed so hard that I had woken my mum. she said i am crazy
but the third gif omg i almost died!!!
the guy in the second gif still tries to get popcorn after his drink fell omg